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1 sardar ko 2 saal ki training k baad jab jang per bhejnay lagay to sardar ne apnay officer se poocha:

Sir! Jab firing karni ho to bandooq ka moonh apni taraf karna hy ya dushman ki taraf?

Officer bola: Beta! Tu jidhar bhi kar le, faida mulk ka he ho ga. :)